Real Stupidity #30

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Jan 172008
 

holy shit!

Protective Bug Top & Pants keep gnats, bees, mosquitoes and other biting bugs at bay! Work outdoors, fish, hike or garden without resorting to chemical repellents. Airy, one-piece woven mesh top with elastic cuffs and hem covers you from head to mid-hip. One size fits all. Pants have drawstring waist and elastic ankles. $12.98

Not only will you look dead sexy in your wearable mosquito net, but you also won’t ever have to spend money again on a wonderful invention called “bug spray.” It’s just a shame the pants weren’t pictured.

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Real Stupidity #29

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Jan 162008
 

holy america! 

You thought the tie made you a true patriot? Well, that’s not patriotic enough! If you buy this, then you can tell your friends that you sleep in blanket that proudly displays various patriotic phrases, bitch. And it’s made in the USA too. I wonder if it’s made at the same factory as the tie.

 Posted by Andrew at 2:58 pm  Tagged with: ,

Real Stupidity #28

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Jan 152008
 

america: the tie

Patriotic Tie $12.98 “God Bless America” necktie lets you hear this wonderful song at a press of a button. What a fun way to show your patriotic colors! Comes with batteries and is made of poly/silk. Imported.

They should call this thing “America: The Tackiest Tie Ever.”

 Posted by Andrew at 9:37 pm

Real Stupidity #27

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Jan 142008
 

holy shit!

What is up with these companies and their rooster dispenser products? First the soap and now this? Hey, you know what would be clever? A rooster that dispenses various things! Ah hah!

 Posted by Andrew at 4:08 pm  Tagged with: ,

Real Stupidity #26

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Jan 142008
 

holy shit!

Whoever came up with the idea for a rooster that squirts lotion onto your hand and says “Cockle doodle do” every time you squirt the lotion onto your hand must really love cocks.  I also like that the battery is non-replaceable. I just hope that you don’t get too attached to your “Sound Pump,” because sooner or later, that thing will stop crowing.

 Posted by Andrew at 3:48 pm  Tagged with: ,

Real Stupidity #25

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Jan 112008
 

holy shit!

This little baby does it all, removes double chins, eases neck and shoulder tension, gets rid of wrinkles, and tones the jaw line. “Without the pain of surgery,” instead something called an “eliminator” beating the crap out of your face every day. If you look like the lady in the picture, and you have a double chin, then well, I’m sorry, God doesn’t like you. Too harsh?

 Posted by Andrew at 3:55 pm  Tagged with: , ,

Real Stupidity #24

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Jan 112008
 

holy shit!

Introducing the new Butter Butler: it will shit butter out in gratuitous amounts on to any food, making every meal a fun occasion!

 Posted by Andrew at 3:55 pm  Tagged with: , ,

Real Stupidity #23

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Jan 112008
 

holy shit!

YES! It’s the popular “Dog Off” button. And personal alarm switch. If you are attacked by a rabid dog, just press the button, and he will turn into a rabbit, and scamper away.

 Posted by Andrew at 3:53 pm  Tagged with: ,

Real Stupidity #22

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Jan 072008
 

doggie

For 24.98, you can make your dog go from looking up (rather menacingly) to looking down! Silence is golden.

 Posted by Andrew at 2:26 pm  Tagged with: ,
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