This little baby does it all, removes double chins, eases neck and shoulder tension, gets rid of wrinkles, and tones the jaw line. “Without the pain of surgery,” instead something called an “eliminator” beating the crap out of your face every day. If you look like the lady in the picture, and you have a double chin, then well, I’m sorry, God doesn’t like you. Too harsh?
Introducing the new Butter Butler: it will shit butter out in gratuitous amounts on to any food, making every meal a fun occasion!
It’s times like this that I hate to say I’m from Tyler, TX. What kind of times am I talking about? Well, mainly just when we make national news.
Whenever Tyler makes national news, its rarely for anything worth celebrating. For instance, a few years ago a mother bludgeoned her child. That was a national news event. More recently, a man opened fire in front of the county court house on the square in downtown Tyler with some sort of heavy machine gun and killed a few people over a custody battle. Another national news event.
But this headline takes the cake: “Man kills, cooks and possibly eats girlfriend, police say.” That was a CNN headline from yesterday. Apparently, Mr. Christopher McCuin saw fit to kill his girlfriend then cook parts of her body before doing the responsible thing and calling the cops.
According to the original article, “When authorities arrived at the home, they found [the girlfriend's] mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.” Of course, the police cannot prove that McCuin actually ate the parts he cooked.
You can find the original article at http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/texas.slaying.ap/index.html
Which is more effective? the above or…
I’d have to say the first one scares the hell out of me.
No, I am not referring to the hip performing trio, this is the real deal. Paul Karason says he drank something called “colloidal silver,” which gradually morphed him from a fair complexion to a smurf. I’m no rocket scientist but with a name like “colloidal silver” red flags…or big blue ones should have been waving somewhere. Perhaps the saddest part of his color-changing conundrum is his lack of acceptance. Karason admits his cannot venture into the public realm much at all, because of the circus his condition creates with spectators. It’s not easy being blue..but hey do what most Americans do when a situation gets you down and out…capitalize on it…Paul see Green baby..not blue!
And who says cloning is bad?? Just in time for Christmas, it’s glow-in-the-dark cats!! Read the story here.
Just point and spray, and you too can get excited. The ad says ‘2oz’, but the badly drawn label on the excite spray says ‘1oz’ if you look closely.
Apparently, being obese isn’t as cool as everyone was saying… I always wonder if the people who are featured from the neck down in these “file photos” actually see them, once they are published, and then say, wait a minute… that’s my ass! If it was my ass, I’d probably sue their ass, for defamation of the ass.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071204/hl_nm/britain_maternity_dc
