The article really doesn’t require much further commentary, except that this woman might be the meanest Chinese woman alive. Also, I’m glad that “The present criminal policies in China are ‘To kill less and cautiously’ and ‘Combining lenience and strictness’.”
Family Guy is always one for a good song and dance, some satire and of course a little bit of sparkle. Oh, and it’s dumb a lot too. But this episode, while being dumb, still is funny, and has an interesting message.
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I have written many scandalous and sensational headlines in my day, but this one seems to TOP them all. (pun intended of course)
From Fox News.Com
Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.
Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.
“The first video we had, he was completely nude,” Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.
Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
Hey all you aspiring writers out there! Wanna know how to get published?
Step 1: Hold your anus open Goatse-style and have a friend shoot an enema up your rectum.
Step 2: Locate the most vile and revolting thing that you spout out of your ass-fountain.
Step 3: Submit your tubgirl bowel-mush to a widely-read and `reputable’ paper like The Washington Post.
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Do you have horrible bowel or “irregularity” problems? Don’t go to the colon doctor- just take a “Colon Doctor” pill. “Easy-to-take” How can a capsule not be easy to take? Fast, effective, and a complete and utter placebo.
Grandma musta bitten into that file you baked into her cake to have gotten her dentures in a fix like that. But with Grandma in jail, what’s she gonna do? Use the denture repair kit, of course. Only 6.98 – or your could fix 2 sets of file-damaged dentures for 12.98.
The reality is that someone decided to make a couch that looks – well, like a vagina. Doesn’t that look comfortable? Check out the Craiglist Posting. It’s only $600, a relative steal for vagina-shaped furniture.
Two NY men were arrested after wheeling the corpse of their dead friend to a check-cashing store in attempt to cash his Social Security check. With friends like these…