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The Iowa Caucuses, the first primary our country holds, are held on January 3rd. Iowa is cool and all, but their caucus system doesn’t really make a lick of sense. The New York Times, as usual, has a great article about the system. It points out that it’s a little bit flawed; hardly any Iowans even show up for the damn things. Yet, because it is the first state to vote, the Iowa caucuses are hugely influential to the rest of the country.

Anyone who can’t afford a babysitter or has to work at night can’t vote, mainly because they can’t get to a overlong meeting. The Times writes, “In 2000, the last year in which both parties held caucuses, 59,000 Democrats and 87,000 Republicans voted, in a state with 2.9 million people.”

Check out this other excerpt,

“While the Republican caucuses are fairly simple — voters can leave shortly after they declare their preferences — Democratic caucuses can require more time and multiple candidate preferences from participants. They do not conform to the one-person, one-vote rule, because votes are weighted according to a precinct’s past level of participation. Ties can be settled by coin toss or picking names out of a hat.”

Seems a bit high schoolish to me. Maybe all states should decide who is president by picking names out of a hat. Or maybe it’s time for an election overhaul?

Read the rest of the story here.

(via nytimes.com)

Dec 262007
 

Here is another innovation, a computer that you can wear! It’s fantastic! Imagine, walking around your house wearing a “fashion vest” that also has a computer built in to it. And the best part is, it’s only $5,000! This guy looks like he’s the terminator or something with that thing on his head. The look on his face is better than Britney’s. The keyboard looks like you can really use it easily, too.

Dec 262007
 

With a Snowball Maker, children will touch the snow only to throw each snowball, avoiding uncomfortably wet or cold hands and gloves. For those who enjoy their fires cool and refreshing and their ice water warm and toasty. Or maybe just those who like throwing frozen water at each other without all the hassles of frozen water. How rich can you get? You won’t have cold hands… Oy. This thing is so stupid… And the picture, don’t you like the plaster snowballs, and the “ice” and “snow?”

 

This picture is an oldie but a goodie: Good ol’ Britney Spears. Talk about fake. The look on her face, that’s what sells Pepsi. Who wouldn’t be sold by the “Am I doing this right?” look? You can tell how talented Miss Spears is because she has Pepsis in each hand, and is holding a mike at the same time. Is this to say that she drinks Pepsi when she performs or that she performs when she drinks Pepsi? Or simply that one bottle of Pepsi isn’t enough? I wonder what planet the animal that her jacket is made of is from.

Dec 232007
 

Yes, that is right… rewards for smoking! All you have to do is smoke 325 packs to get a Tek Jacket! Only 150 packs gets you a lovely candle/potpourri set! That should help get the stink out of your new jacket from the mere 475 packs that you smoked to get the items. You’ve certainly got merit. Way to go. And remember, average idiot who would take up this marketing campaign, “Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide.” I’m sure you know that means cigarettes are bad.

Dec 202007
 

Oh bestweekever, how I love you and your snarky ways. Check out this post. animals + crazy getups = hilarity.

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Magic Tickle Joe Jazz, Pimp
 

Here is a hilarious article concerning the supposedly persecuted Christian right. Sounds like something the CSBT (apologies to non-Furman readers) would pull: A “23-year old junior” (what has he been doing all this time? probably only morally-acceptable things condoned specifically by the Bible) at Princeton wrote an article about the distribution of condoms at the university and its moral implications (again, familiar territory…) and then faked physical and written attacks on himself. My favorite part is that his friends caught onto his lies and turned him in!

Dec 192007
 

Just point and spray, and you too can get excited. The ad says ’2oz’, but the badly drawn label on the excite spray says ’1oz’ if you look closely.

Dec 162007
 

 

What can I say? Only 9.95 for a device that lets me drink all the beers I want without looking fat? Sign me up!

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