Yes, at a matinee screening of Chipwrecked.  Sometimes headlines speak for themselves, no real commentary necessary here.

Excerpt from the Chicago Tribune:

The Riverside-Brookfield Landmark reported that Brown told police that he was let into the movie theater by a woman who told him to go to the front row, take off his clothes and wait for her so they could have sex and do drugs. Because statements by Brown to police were made after he was issued his Miranda warning, and North Riverside police policy prohibits the release of such statements, North Riverside Police Chief Anthony Garvey said he could not confirm details of the statement.

 

 

 

 

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image from http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/hate_is_a_strong_word

I wish I could “say it ain’t so” (to quote the subject of this post), but it is.  In an event that demonstrates the way of the maverick, Sarah Palin has become the only Governor in the United States to refuse economic recovery funds for energy.  Why?  Because it promotes energy efficiency.  Perplexing?  You betcha.

Sure other state Governors are turning down economic recovery money, like for education, but money to invest in energy efficiency is totally the gift that keeps on giving.

Basically, the federal government wants to give Alaska $29 million for energy projects.  What does Alaksa have to do?  Spend the money on renewable energy and energy efficiency, adopt the latest building codes for energy efficiency, and begin looking at policies that allow utilities to make money selling less electricity instead of more.  I think if you read the statute closely, it even says Gov. Palin could shoot a wolf out of an airplane along the way (I guess, as long as that plane’s running on renewable fuel), but instead the trigger happy maverick decided to shoot the goose that laid the golden egg.

Remind me why our country rejected such stellar executive leadership?

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Apr 232009
 

Family Guy is always one for a good song and dance, some satire and of course a little bit of sparkle. Oh, and it’s dumb a lot too. But this episode, while being dumb, still is funny, and has an interesting message.

 

Read the whole story here.

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Bird Poops in Mouth

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Mar 122009
 

Not sure if this is real or fake, but funny regardless.

 

According to a detective’s affidavit, Brown and Rihanna got into a fight early Feb. 8 after the “Umbrella” singer checked her boyfriend’s cell phone and found a text message from another woman.

Brown pulled his car over and tried to push Rihanna out, but she was still wearing her seatbelt, Los Angeles police Detective De Shon Andrews wrote. He said Brown pushed Rihanna ‘s head against the window, punched her with his right hand, and then continued driving while hitting her, the affidavit states. He also bit his girlfriend on the ear, the affidavit states.

The affidavit was filed as part of a search warrant request for the phone records of Brown, Rihanna and her assistant.

Brown allegedly threatened to kill Rihanna after she pretended to leave a phone message with her assistant, telling her to have the police waiting at her house.

Andrews described Brown’s blows as causing Rihanna ‘s mouth to fill with blood. He also writes that Brown tried to choke Rihanna after she took the keys to his car away. Andrews wrote that Rihanna nearly lost consciousness but also tried to fight back while in the car, at one point trying to gouge at Brown’s eyes.

via Chris Brown charged with 2 felonies – omg! news on Yahoo!.

Feb 262009
 

 

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