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Palin refuses the gift that keeps on giving

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I wish I could “say it ain’t so” (to quote the subject of this post), but it is.  In an event that demonstrates the way of the maverick, Sarah Palin has become the only Governor in the United States to refuse economic recovery funds for energy.  Why?  Because it promotes energy efficiency.  Perplexing?  You betcha.

Sure other state Governors are turning down economic recovery money, like for education, but money to invest in energy efficiency is totally the gift that keeps on giving.

Basically, the federal government wants to give Alaska $29 million for energy projects.  What does Alaksa have to do?  Spend the money on renewable energy and energy efficiency, adopt the latest building codes for energy efficiency, and begin looking at policies that allow utilities to make money selling less electricity instead of more.  I think if you read the statute closely, it even says Gov. Palin could shoot a wolf out of an airplane along the way (I guess, as long as that plane’s running on renewable fuel), but instead the trigger happy maverick decided to shoot the goose that laid the golden egg.

Remind me why our country rejected such stellar executive leadership?

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Posted by Colin on May 1st in Dumb, Environment, Television | Comment |

Auto-Tune the News

Posted by murrowjg on Apr 27th in Dumb, Humorous, Interesting, Music, News, Technology, Video | Comment |

Family Guy 420

Family Guy is always one for a good song and dance, some satire and of course a little bit of sparkle. Oh, and it’s dumb a lot too. But this episode, while being dumb, still is funny, and has an interesting message.

Posted by Andrew on Apr 23rd in Dumb, Gross, Humorous, Illegal, Interesting, Television, Video | Comment |

Free Cat with Every Couch Purchase!

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Annoying video that automatically plays after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted by Andrew on Mar 14th in Dumb, Humorous, Too Cute! | Comment |

Bird Poops in Mouth

Not sure if this is real or fake, but funny regardless.

Posted by murrowjg on Mar 12th in Dumb, Humorous, Video | Comment |

chris brown go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

According to a detective’s affidavit, Brown and Rihanna got into a fight early Feb. 8 after the “Umbrella” singer checked her boyfriend’s cell phone and found a text message from another woman.

Brown pulled his car over and tried to push Rihanna out, but she was still wearing her seatbelt, Los Angeles police Detective De Shon Andrews wrote. He said Brown pushed Rihanna ’s head against the window, punched her with his right hand, and then continued driving while hitting her, the affidavit states. He also bit his girlfriend on the ear, the affidavit states.

The affidavit was filed as part of a search warrant request for the phone records of Brown, Rihanna and her assistant.

Brown allegedly threatened to kill Rihanna after she pretended to leave a phone message with her assistant, telling her to have the police waiting at her house.

Andrews described Brown’s blows as causing Rihanna ’s mouth to fill with blood. He also writes that Brown tried to choke Rihanna after she took the keys to his car away. Andrews wrote that Rihanna nearly lost consciousness but also tried to fight back while in the car, at one point trying to gouge at Brown’s eyes.

via Chris Brown charged with 2 felonies – omg! news on Yahoo!.

Posted by Andrew on Mar 5th in Dumb, Real Stupidity | Comment |

All Krillin Deaths

Posted by Andrew on Feb 26th in Dumb, Humorous, Television, Video | Comment |

Weave Saves a Woman’s Life

“I spent alot of money on this weave, and it saved my life!”

Posted by murrowjg on Feb 23rd in Dumb, Humorous, News, Real Stupidity, Television, Video | Comment |

TV Cynic Review: Heroes Season 3 part 2

WARNING: SPOILERS FOLLOW.

I have to admit that I’ve been a fan of Heroes ever since I watched the first episode on DVD through Netflix. The first season stands head and shoulders above most serialized network television dramas/comedies/action-adventures/whatever. However, the second season is probably the most overwrought piece of shit I’ve ever seen. They spend 65 episodes in feudal Japan to set up a love triangle and rivalry, all while introducing 256,023 new character that add little if anything to the story. Great. After the disastrous second season, which was gracefully cut short by the writer’s strike, they started regaining a little steam with their third season, until, of course, they took a turn towards repetition, towards repetition, towards repetition, and bad acting, and unthinkable character moves, giving people powers, taking powers away, making Suresh into the fucking FLY, etc.

Anyways, none of that past stuff really matters, because, well, it’s in the past.  Now, Tim Kring (Heroes creator) must have watched a few too many episodes of X-men the Animated Series, or something, because he basically stole their entire plot, minus a few details for Season 3 part 2. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing because it brings some much-needed darkness back to the series, provides an interesting new villain in the form of the entire US Government, places Nathan Petrelli in the center of everything as the guy pulling the strings with the help of a few badasses like that-guy-from-Iceland-or-wherever-who-is-always-a-villain-on-tv-shows-like-24-or-whatever, named Danko of all things, and of course 76,000,000 dudes with black masks on and submachine guns. Coooool. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted by Andrew on Feb 17th in Dumb, Humorous, Interesting, Television | Comment |