Hey all you aspiring writers out there! Wanna know how to get published?
Step 1: Hold your anus open Goatse-style and have a friend shoot an enema up your rectum.
Step 2: Locate the most vile and revolting thing that you spout out of your ass-fountain.
Step 3: Submit your tubgirl bowel-mush to a widely-read and `reputable’ paper like The Washington Post.
Step 4: Wait for the ensuing (bare)backlash. Continue reading »
This little baby does it all, removes double chins, eases neck and shoulder tension, gets rid of wrinkles, and tones the jaw line. “Without the pain of surgery,” instead something called an “eliminator” beating the crap out of your face every day. If you look like the lady in the picture, and you have a double chin, then well, I’m sorry, God doesn’t like you. Too harsh?
Which is more effective? the above or…
I’d have to say the first one scares the hell out of me.
It’s called Stump Out. Ideal for getting rid of that pesky tree stump. What if you pour some of it on your hand? Then you might have another stump instead of getting rid of one! Zing!
Isn’t that amazing? If you spend 4 bucks to fix a dent on your car, I doubt you would be concerned about the pristine condition of your paint job. This one has a great name too; Gorak the caveman in marketing came up with it.