Real Stupidity #45

America is just getting fatter, and fatter, and fatter, and fatter, and lazier, and fatter… and lazier, constantly.

America is just getting fatter, and fatter, and fatter, and fatter, and lazier, and fatter… and lazier, constantly.

This little baby does it all, removes double chins, eases neck and shoulder tension, gets rid of wrinkles, and tones the jaw line. “Without the pain of surgery,” instead something called an “eliminator” beating the crap out of your face every day. If you look like the lady in the picture, and you have a double chin, then well, I’m sorry, God doesn’t like you. Too harsh?

What can I say? Only 9.95 for a device that lets me drink all the beers I want without looking fat? Sign me up!