Feb 062008
 

holy shit!

America is just getting fatter, and fatter, and fatter, and fatter, and lazier, and fatter… and lazier, constantly.

Jan 112008
 

holy shit!

This little baby does it all, removes double chins, eases neck and shoulder tension, gets rid of wrinkles, and tones the jaw line. “Without the pain of surgery,” instead something called an “eliminator” beating the crap out of your face every day. If you look like the lady in the picture, and you have a double chin, then well, I’m sorry, God doesn’t like you. Too harsh?

Dec 162007
 

 

What can I say? Only 9.95 for a device that lets me drink all the beers I want without looking fat? Sign me up!

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