Real Stupidity #32

holy shit!

24 KT Instant Gold $19.98 2 for $34.50 replating solution revitalizes dull jewelry! Adds a gleaming 24 KT gold finish to gold, copper, silver, brass. Immerse chains, bracelets, earrings into this special bath and they come out with a brilliant luster. Won’t harm pearls, gemstones or non-metallic surfaces. 2-1/2 oz.

You too can turn your Timex™ into a Rolex™, with this brand new Instant Gold. At last, the Philosopher’s Stone has been found. Hooray for gold that comes in liquid forms in small lotion containers.

Posted by Andrew on Jan 21st in Dumb, Real Stupidity | Comment |

Real Stupidity #19

This picture is an oldie but a goodie: Good ol’ Britney Spears. Talk about fake. The look on her face, that’s what sells Pepsi. Who wouldn’t be sold by the “Am I doing this right?” look? You can tell how talented Miss Spears is because she has Pepsis in each hand, and is holding a mike at the same time. Is this to say that she drinks Pepsi when she performs or that she performs when she drinks Pepsi? Or simply that one bottle of Pepsi isn’t enough? I wonder what planet the animal that her jacket is made of is from.

Posted by Andrew on Dec 24th in Dumb, Real Stupidity | 1 Comment |