Mar 102009
 

rorschach-watchmen-posterBy now, you’ve probably heard of a little movie called Watchmen. It’s based on an excellent graphic novel by Alan Moore, the man responsible for V for Vendetta, The League of Extraordinary Gentleman and From Hell. All of those have been turned into somewhat successful movies, but none of them (except for maybe V for Vendetta) really captured the whole look and feel of a graphic novel. Watchmen does this, and achieves this feat with style, intense action, and yes, an unnecessary amount of blue penis.

But I digress. You probably want to know some background on this wild and wacky story. The easiest way to explain it is to think about it this way: Watchmen tells the story of people in the 1980s who put on “super hero” costumes, go outside, and beat up bad guys. Eventually it comes to the conclusion that you have to be a tad bit of a psychopath to even try playing dress up/murder. None of these guys actually have any powers, save for the owner of the blue penis, Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup, who actually gives a soul to this blue muscly man), who has all powers. The good Dr. sees time like an ocean; he can experience the past as clearly as the present or the future. Oh, and he can manipulate all matter, i.e. make mofos explode by thinking it. Neat!  Next up you’ve got your short, muscled, masked guy, who is basically insane, called Rorschach (how do you perceive him, good or bad? ooooh), played expertly by Jackie Earle Haley who was oh so great/creepy in Little Children. Rounding out the cast we have a guy who is an expert in technology named Owly Mc Owlerson, the token babe who is just trying to live up to her mom’s legacy, and The Smartest Man in the World. I didn’t make that title up, Matthew Goode is Adrian Veidt / Ozymandias, the guy who smartly commercialized his super-exploits, and his comrades for a hefty profit, making him an eccentric billionaire. Continue reading »

 

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The Impossible Map

is a badass video from 1947 that uses fruit, freaky animation and a sweet narrator to explain the problems with map making.

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Development in long-range travel and the growing importance of the Arctic and Antarctic regions make it necessary to understand how maps may be misleading. Experiments with a grapefruit illustrate the difficulty of presenting a true picture of the world on a flat surface and it is concluded that the globe is the most accurate way of representing the earth. – National Film Board, Canada

Video Copyright Evelyn Lambart

 

wrestler-poster-final-medsizeDarren Aronofsky new movie, The Wrestler will punch you in the throat, bodyslam you and then top-rope-flying-headbutt your ass straight into next week. This is all possible because of some truly fantastic performances by Mickey Rourke, as 80′s Wrestling Superstar Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson, Marisa Tomei as Cassidy, the aging stripper/mom, and Evan Rachel Wood as Randy’s estranged daughter, Stephanie. This movie is about as realistic as movies get; the cinematography by Maryse Alberti (Taxi to the Dark Side) is top-notch, the score by frequent Aronofsky collaborator Clint Mansell is haunting and effective, and the script by former Onion writer Robert D. Siegel is punchy, unpredicatble and heartfelt.

The story is initially very basic, but there are a few good twists thrown in too. Randy works as a stock guy during the week and wrestles the independent circuit on the weekend. His matches are usually given main event status, and in the locker room he’s treated as a god. It is during those brief minutes in the ring that Randy truly feels alive. Broke, locked out of his trailer and in declining health, Randy appears close to ruin at every turn. After a particularly brutal match, curtosey of a small promotion called Combat Zone Wrestling, Randy is left shattered, unsure of his place in the world.

He tries to make a real connection with Cassidy the stripper, and they develop a strange romance; but it seems doomed from the offset, because even if they aren’t in th strip club, Cassidy thinks of him as a paying customer. Eventually, with a little help from Cassidy, Randy attempts to reconcile his relatonship with his daughter; the only picture he has of her is about 8 years old, he obviously has been estranged from her for quite some time. When they do get together, their emotional bond leaps off the screen; when they fight, you feel it all the way to your toes. This is really powefull acting here, folks. Mickey Rourke has already won a Golden Globe and a BAFTA for Best Actor. Continue reading »

 

No Country for Old Men (2007)Last week I went to see the Coen Brothers’ newest release, No Country for Old Men. I am a huge fan of their previous work, but this film is a far cry from The Big Lebowski or O Brother Where Art Thou. No Country is their darkest production to date, making Fargo seem like Howdy Doody in comparison.

The movie opens with the a mysterious killer named Anton Chigurh (an astonishingly scary Javier Bardem) being arrested and taken to jail. While waiting to be processed, he promptly escapes custody by strangling to death his arresting officer. Cold, calculating, and with a moral compass that is thought provoking, he’s one of the scariest killers ever put on film.

The plot really kicks into gear when a fellow named Llewelyn Moss, portrayed excellently Josh Brolin (American Gangster), comes across a drug deal-turned-shootout in the desert, and makes off with 2 million in cash. The rest of the film follows Llewelyn’s desparate attempt to keep the money that Anton Chigurh is so determined to keep for himself.

The most intense thing about the movie, other than the countless murders, is the complete lack of music. The only sound in the first 15 minutes or so are the background noises: no music or dialog. Following that, the only music in the entire movie is a mariachi band playing on the streets of Mexico. As usual, the cinematography is excellent; the stark shots of Texas landscape at the opening set the mood perfectly for the scenes which follow.

The killer rarely speaks, leaving dead bodies in his wake with no real rhyme or reason.In true Coen Brothers fashion, the film is not without its (small) share of dark humor. The deputy sheriff provides the only comic character in the film, and Tommy Lee Jones delivers some clever lines throughout. Though not intended to be funny, Milton from Office Space makes an small appearance, sans glasses and red Swingline stapler. The typical Coen cast: John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, John Turturro, etc. is nowhere to be found here, but this movie is anything but typical.

There is plenty of blood, so beware if you are squeamish. If you are able to handle violence, then get yourself to the theatre, and get ready of a ride you won’t forget any time soon. No Country is a technical masterpiece of a thriller; I guarantee that you’ll leave the theatre with a newfound appreciation for the simplicity of your peaceful, murder-free life.

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