Dec 202007
 

No, I am not referring to the hip performing trio, this is the real deal. Paul Karason says he drank something called “colloidal silver,” which gradually morphed him from a fair complexion to a smurf. I’m no rocket scientist but with a name like “colloidal silver” red flags…or big blue ones should have been waving somewhere. Perhaps the saddest part of his color-changing conundrum is his lack of acceptance. Karason admits his cannot venture into the public realm much at all, because of the circus his condition creates with spectators. It’s not easy being blue..but hey do what most Americans do when a situation gets you down and out…capitalize on it…Paul see Green baby..not blue!

Dec 132007
 


This one-of-a-kind doll, like a real baby, will go through the key stages of growth—she even arrives with a birth certificate. She begins as a cooing, crawling infant and will grow and develop into a chatty toddler with a vocabulary of over 500 words. Highly interactive, she readily responds to feeding, eating, going down for a nap, a change of clothes and being spoken to. Similar to a real baby, the doll will fuss if neglected (Guaranteed to piss you off- just like a real baby!), but is soothed by attention. The doll has a patented internal microprocessor to track the progression of time. In her final growth spurt, the doll will learn to walk and speak in complete sentences, sing songs, recite the alphabet and numbers, and play games. Easily reset back to infant stage, or to a previous stage in her development. (Doll turns out to just be a psycho killer that wants to possess your child’s body) Included with doll are a five-piece wardrobe, carrier, feeding accessories, blanket, teddy bear and birth certificate. For (Will scare the living hell out of) ages six and up.

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