Real Stupidity #36

Sure, the text is so small that you can’t possibly read it, but hell, you will always have something to blow your nose on if worst comes to worst. A thoughtful gift for friends and churchgoing companions indeed.

“Look what I have bought for you, Beverly”
“Ooh, Is this what I think it is?”
“Open it, Beverly.”
“Oh, thank you Joanne. It’s what I’ve always wanted, a 3 dollar bible keychain that you bought for me form a trashy mail-order catalogue. So thoughtful of you.”
“Well, I knew you believed in ‘Jesus’ or whatever, so I got it for you!”

Posted by Andrew on Jan 26th in Real Stupidity | Comment |

Horrible, Horrible Band Names

The A.V. Club has a hilarious post about the worst band names of ‘07, and I gotta tell ya, I fucking rolled on the floor with some of these names. Let me give you a glorious taste:

Gay Witch Abortion

Statutory Grape

Harmonica Lewinsky

Slut Barf

Ima Fucking Gymnast

This shit goes on for 3 pages.  Seriously, this is one of the funniest things I’ve read all day, and that’s pretty damn good cause I read the Bible today…..too soon? 

Posted by Zack on Dec 14th in Humorous, Music | 2 Comments |