Sure, the text is so small that you can’t possibly read it, but hell, you will always have something to blow your nose on if worst comes to worst. A thoughtful gift for friends and churchgoing companions indeed.

“Look what I have bought for you, Beverly”
“Ooh, Is this what I think it is?”
“Open it, Beverly.”
“Oh, thank you Joanne. It’s what I’ve always wanted, a 3 dollar bible keychain that you bought for me form a trashy mail-order catalogue. So thoughtful of you.”
“Well, I knew you believed in ‘Jesus’ or whatever, so I got it for you!”