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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 03:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 03:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 03:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<title>Chinese TV Program Interviewing Death Row Prisoners Cancelled For Some Reason</title>
		<link>http://cynicalmedia.com/2012/03/12/chinese-tv-program-interviewing-death-row-prisoners-cancelled-for-some-reason/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 14:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The article really doesn&#8217;t require much further commentary, except that this woman might be the meanest Chinese woman alive. Also, I&#8217;m glad that &#8220;The present criminal policies in China are &#8216;To kill less and cautiously&#8217; and &#8216;Combining lenience and strictness&#8217;.&#8221; BBC Article here.]]></description>
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<p>The article really doesn&#8217;t require much further commentary, except that this woman might be the meanest Chinese woman alive. Also, I&#8217;m glad that &#8220;The present criminal policies in China are &#8216;To kill less and cautiously&#8217; and &#8216;Combining lenience and strictness&#8217;.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17303746">BBC Article here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Naked Man Attends 3rd Alvin and the Chipmunks Movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, at a matinee screening of Chipwrecked.  Sometimes headlines speak for themselves, no real commentary necessary here. Excerpt from the Chicago Tribune: The Riverside-Brookfield Landmark reported that Brown told police that he was let into the movie theater by a woman who told him to go to the front row, take off his clothes and <a href='http://cynicalmedia.com/2012/01/05/naked-man-attends-3rd-alvin-and-t/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cynicalmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chipwrecked.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-778" style="margin: 5px;" title="chipwrecked" src="http://cynicalmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chipwrecked.jpg" alt="" width="214" height="317" /></a>Yes, at a matinee screening of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1615918/">Chipwrecked</a>.  Sometimes headlines speak for themselves, no real commentary necessary here.</p>
<p>Excerpt from the <em>Chicago Tribune</em>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The Riverside-Brookfield Landmark reported that Brown told police that he was let into the movie theater by a woman who told him to go to the front row, take off his clothes and wait for her so they could have sex and do drugs. Because statements by Brown to police were made after he was issued his Miranda warning, and North Riverside police policy prohibits the release of such statements, North Riverside Police Chief Anthony Garvey said he could not confirm details of the statement.
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<p>Check out the <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-cops-nude-man-spoils-chipmunks-movie-20120104,0,2451038.story">full story.</a> Via <a href="http://www.avclub.com">AV CLUB</a></p>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Alive</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a quick note that we&#8217;re alive&#8230; Look for new content this summer!]]></description>
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		<title>Ay, Let me Twitter That</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 14:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might remember Andy Milonakis, from his MTV Show. Now he&#8217;s rapping about Twitter, and how inane it is.]]></description>
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<p>You might remember Andy Milonakis, from his <a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/andy_milonakis/series.jhtml">MTV Show</a>. Now he&#8217;s rapping about <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>, and how inane it is.</p>
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		<title>Palin refuses the gift that keeps on giving</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 16:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Colin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish I could &#8220;say it ain&#8217;t so&#8221; (to quote the subject of this post), but it is.  In an event that demonstrates the way of the maverick, Sarah Palin has become the only Governor in the United States to refuse economic recovery funds for energy.  Why?  Because it promotes energy efficiency.  Perplexing?  You betcha. <a href='http://cynicalmedia.com/2009/05/01/palin-refuses-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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<p>I wish I could &#8220;say it ain&#8217;t so&#8221; (to quote the subject of this post), but it is.  In an event that demonstrates the way of the maverick, Sarah Palin has become the only Governor in the United States to refuse economic recovery funds for energy.  Why?  Because it promotes energy efficiency.  Perplexing?  You betcha.</p>
<p>Sure other state Governors are turning down economic recovery money, like for education, but money to invest in energy efficiency is totally the gift that keeps on giving.</p>
<p>Basically, the federal government wants to give Alaska $29 million for energy projects.  What does Alaksa have to do?  Spend the money on renewable energy and energy efficiency, adopt the latest building codes for energy efficiency, and begin looking at policies that allow utilities to make money selling less electricity instead of more.  I think if you read the statute closely, it even says <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGPFPBmzRrQ" target="_blank">Gov. Palin could shoot a wolf out of an airplane along the way</a> (I guess, as long as that plane&#8217;s running on renewable fuel), but instead the trigger happy maverick decided to shoot the goose that laid the golden egg.</p>
<p>Remind me why our country rejected such stellar executive leadership?</p>
<p><span id="more-656"></span><a href="http://greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/01/gov-palin-on-energy-money-no-thanks/?pagemode=print">http://greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/01/gov-palin-on-energy-money-no-thanks/?pagemode=print</a></p>
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<h1><a title="Go to Green Inc. Home" href="http://greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com/"><img src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs_v3/greeninc/greeninc_print.png" alt="Green Inc. - Energy, the Environment and the Bottom Line" /></a></h1>
<p><span class="timestamp published" title="2009-05-01T07:00:36-04:00">May 1, 2009, <span>7:00 am</span></span></div>
<p><!-- end header --> <!-- date published --> <!-- date updated --> &lt;!&#8211; <abbr class="updated" title="2009-05-01T07:00:36-04:00">— Updated: 7:00 am</abbr> &#8211;&gt;    <!-- Title --></p>
<h3 class="entry-title">Gov. Palin on Energy Money: No, Thanks</h3>
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<address>By <a class="url fn" title="See all posts by Kate Galbraith" href="http://greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com/author/kate-galbraith/">Kate Galbraith</a></address>
<p><!-- The Content -->Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska has <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hgCKbv4_pDCvn_cb6PZ2M0Ho1vyQD97RRMKO0">decided to accept</a> all federal stimulus money her state is eligible for, with one exception: the nearly $29 million for the state energy office.</p>
<p>Ms. Palin has rejected the state energy office funds out of concern that it would obligate Alaska to enact more stringent building codes. “Alaska’s vast expanse and differing conditions are not conducive to a federally mandated, universal energy code,” she said in a <a href="http://www.gov.state.ak.us/news.php?id=1792">statement</a>.</p>
<p>“Mandating universal energy building codes throughout our state is not in Alaskans’ common or individual interests,” she added.</p>
<p>The stimulus funds for states’ energy offices come with other efficiency-oriented stipulations. To be eligible for the money, governors must offer assurances that their state will not only strengthen its building code, but also that they will make energy efficiency and renewable energy a priority when spending the funds. The states are also supposed to make sure that utilities have incentives to help their customers make their homes and businesses more energy-efficient (a concept called “<a href="http://greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/states-may-be-nudged-toward-decoupling-with-federal-efficiency-funds/">decoupling</a>,” because it ensures that utilities have ways to make money besides simply selling more energy). See Section 410, “Additional State Energy Grants,” in the <a href="http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=111_cong_bills&amp;docid=f:h1enr.pdf">law</a>.</p>
<p>Other governors have also taken stands against stimulus funds (though <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gJTFtI_Oa-y-rqIq53Te7ZVMLWagD97SGVOG0">even South Carolina</a>, whose governor was at the forefront of the opposition, has decided to take funds). But Benjamin Deitchman of the <a href="http://www.naseo.org/">National Association of State Energy Officials</a> said Ms. Palin was the only governor not to sign an assurance letter to Steven Chu, the secretary of energy, announcing an intention to comply with the policies tied to the funds for state energy offices. (<a href="http://www.energy.gov/InYourState.htm">Click on your state</a> to read its letter, or see these samples from <a href="http://www.energy.gov/media/Nixon_Missouri.pdf">Missouri</a> and <a href="http://www.energy.gov/media/3930GranholmMichigan.pdf">Michigan</a>.)</p>
<p>For Ms. Palin, the decision to accept most of the rest of the stimulus funds ($930 million for Alaska) is an about-face. She had earlier stated that she <a href="http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/20/round-2-omb-rejects-sc-governors-stimulus-plan/">planned to reject 30 percent of the money</a>, drawing criticism from some state lawmakers.</p>
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		<title>Auto-Tune the News</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Child Chorus Sings &#8220;Eye of the Tiger&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clubber Lang would even like this video.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clubber_Lang">Clubber Lang</a> would even like this video.</p>
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