Refusal to Wear Retainer Makes Boy 'Rebel'
Short, studious boy Robert Kendrickson, normally described as a “conformist,” has recently been turning to a more bad-ass lifestyle, as he has rebelled against the old-world institutions of the orthodontist, refusing to wear his retainer all the time. [more »]

Cynical Cinema Summer Bash!
Summer time, which means that we finally have some time to review some poor films! So far, we have reviews of: Van Helsing and a NEW! Shrek 2 review.

Spiritual Guidance
God and Satan have a chat.

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Bofo Comics
Bofo and Carl finally attempt to make juice popsicles... if the FCC will let them.

Spiritual Guidance
Another Proverb (about drinkin') is shared between Bofo and Carl.

One of These Days, I Will Hold The Authority Position at Arby's
That's right. You read the title correctly. One of these days, I will have the authority. All of it. Currently, my position as a cashier on the night shift isn't glamorous, at all, but I'll work my way up. Then, I'll be the one bossing around the high school kids. That'll show 'em. Right now, I might not be much, after a few years of back-breaking labor, and suffering, and agony, I'll be the one who'll call the shots. [more »]

I Don't Know What it Is Either
Love is found in trying to figure out what cyber sex is. One day in a popular chat room, a young religious man by the name of ILuVGod32 posted an invitation reading, "Any ladies who would not find it too much trouble to have cyber sex with me, please send me a private message." He received in reply a private message from the young lady of faith ChristGirl1210. An involved conversation took place. This is its transcript. [more »]