Hey all you aspiring writers out there! Wanna know how to get published?

Step 1: Hold your anus open Goatse-style and have a friend shoot an enema up your rectum.

Step 2: Locate the most vile and revolting thing that you spout out of your ass-fountain.

Step 3: Submit your tubgirl bowel-mush to a widely-read and `reputable’ paper like The Washington Post.

Step 4: Wait for the ensuing (bare)backlash. Continue reading »