A musical tissue roller. There’s nothing I want more than to go into a friend’s home, ask to use their bathroom, go to use the toilet paper, and find, “Ah ha! A toilet-paper holder that makes music!” By that time, I’ll be glad that I had just finished using the restroom, because I would be scared so much by a music-making accessory for a product designed to wipe fecal mater from my rear. Great conversation piece my ass.
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Can you imagine the sheer horror of walking by this thing, late at night? Billy, The Big-Mouth Bass was bad enough, now they have a talking mother-in-law? “The life like portait.” If I had a mother-in-law, and she looked like that, I sure as hell wouldn’t put a picture of her on the wall.
Sure, the text is so small that you can’t possibly read it, but hell, you will always have something to blow your nose on if worst comes to worst. A thoughtful gift for friends and churchgoing companions indeed.
“Look what I have bought for you, Beverly”
“Ooh, Is this what I think it is?”
“Open it, Beverly.”
“Oh, thank you Joanne. It’s what I’ve always wanted, a 3 dollar bible keychain that you bought for me form a trashy mail-order catalogue. So thoughtful of you.”
“Well, I knew you believed in ‘Jesus’ or whatever, so I got it for you!”
Just what I’ve been looking for, an elegant three-tier chandelier without the elegant three-tier chandelier price! My wife didn’t know what had gone through my mind, and thought I spent thousands of dollars on a real chandelier, but instead, I just super-glued some beer-bottle glass to these barrel rings that I found in the alley. It hangs from a ceiling light bulb, just like real chandeliers. Easily the classiest product we’ve featured.
Grandma musta bitten into that file you baked into her cake to have gotten her dentures in a fix like that. But with Grandma in jail, what’s she gonna do? Use the denture repair kit, of course. Only 6.98 – or your could fix 2 sets of file-damaged dentures for 12.98.
Often times we get caught up in the outrageous noise of conventional living and fail to recognize the real messages that surround us. Yes, there are the blaring ones of commercialism, but there are also some of truth and responsibilty. Yesterday, I had the opportunity to go to the Democratic Debates in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, sponsored by the South Carolina Legislative Caucus. While there were rampant messages of partisan politics, it was those voices that had something more to say than mere praises in support of one candidate or another that touched my spirit. I realized how truly tuned out I was becoming.
I traveled to Myrtle Beach with a broad coalition of student leaders dedicated to propelling the message of a clean energy future to political leaders through their grassroots efforts. Many of these students don’t receive any type of monetary compensation for their work, but you wouldn’t know this by their displays of dedication to the cause.The students made conference calls the entire drive en route to Myrtle Beach, honing their talking points and presentation. When we arrived they hit the ground running with media advisories, signs,petitions,polar bear suits,and an energy which cannot wholly be explained. Continue reading »