Jan 262008
Sure, the text is so small that you can’t possibly read it, but hell, you will always have something to blow your nose on if worst comes to worst. A thoughtful gift for friends and churchgoing companions indeed.
“Look what I have bought for you, Beverly”
“Ooh, Is this what I think it is?”
“Open it, Beverly.”
“Oh, thank you Joanne. It’s what I’ve always wanted, a 3 dollar bible keychain that you bought for me form a trashy mail-order catalogue. So thoughtful of you.”
“Well, I knew you believed in ‘Jesus’ or whatever, so I got it for you!”
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