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Cow Windchime Was $19.98 Now $17.85 is “udderly” delightful! It’s no simple “moo” from this clever bovine—instead, you’ll hear the melodic sound of chimes when breezes blow. Whimsical cow is a real conversation piece with her long eyelashes, little horns, and two youngsters tagging along. Wood body and udders with metallic chimes as legs. 33-1/2″ H.

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Yet, I find it so “udderly” delightful! How whimsical this cow is! I wonder why it is such a “real conversation piece?” I think because the person that you are showing off your Cow Windchime to is probably asking you “What the hell were you on when you bought this, and then decided it was so cool that you should call me up and show it off to me? You sicko.”

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