Assassin’s Creed is a fairly new game by Ubisoft that is getting somewhat mixed reviews. Being that I am trying to start some game reviewness on the cynical times, I decided that this would be a good game to start with. The game is about an assassin who blah blah blah…here’s my problem. So here I am, at the last level, and suddenly my assassin falls through the fucking earth into an everlasting void of white, eventually dying.Upon his resurrection, he has been cloned with both versions of him moving together in a strange dance of frustration.  Did I mention this was the last fucking level?  What makes this so god-damned frustrating is that it renders the game in-fucking-playable and un-fucking-finishable.  So, alas, my first review as a budding game enthusiast will have to wait until the supposed patch is released. I really, really want this game to be good.  I mean, up until this point, I only had a few minor gripes about the repetitiveness and a certain assassination that is damningly frustrating.  This glitch shouldn’t effect my eventual review, but how the fuck can Ubisoft release a game that can’t be finished!  I know that it isn’t everyone who is having this annoying problem, but I’m not the only one. See the video after the jump. Continue reading »