Real Stupidity #17
Which is more effective? the above or…
I’d have to say the first one scares the hell out of me.
Archive for December, 2007
Real Stupidity #16
If you aren’t concerned about you cat’s urethra, who will be? It’s like they are asking “Have you examined your cat’s privates today?” Why would anyone ever ask anybody that question in the first place? That cat is thinking right now, “Damn, my urinary tract health isn’t very good, I hope my human buys me new cat food so we can fix this up quick snap!”
It’s not easy being blue!
No, I am not referring to the hip performing trio, this is the real deal. Paul Karason says he drank something called “colloidal silver,” which gradually morphed him from a fair complexion to a smurf. I’m no rocket scientist but with a name like “colloidal silver” red flags…or big blue ones should have been waving somewhere. Perhaps the saddest part of his color-changing conundrum is his lack of acceptance. Karason admits his cannot venture into the public realm much at all, because of the circus his condition creates with spectators. It’s not easy being blue..but hey do what most Americans do when a situation gets you down and out…capitalize on it…Paul see Green baby..not blue!
Cat Cloning
And who says cloning is bad?? Just in time for Christmas, it’s glow-in-the-dark cats!! Read the story here.
Real Stupidity #15
“America’s Favorite Cat”? I’ve never heard of this feline. The Best Cat Ever. The Best Cat Ever is a sequel to cat fancy books with other original titles like: The Cat Who Came for Christmas, and The Cat and the Curmudgeon. This is the “poignant conclusion to the saga of the haughty, endearing Polar Bear…” Someone wrote a saga about a cat? How can you write an entire saga about a freakin’ cat? The haughty, endearing polar bear, and his cranky, lovable human.” If that doesn’t grab you, then you should check for a pulse.
50 Animals with Day Jobs
Oh bestweekever, how I love you and your snarky ways. Check out this post. animals + crazy getups = hilarity.
Magic Tickle Joe Jazz, Pimp
Nothing says christmas like a light-enduced seizure
It would seem that for some people Christmas is all about giant inflatable crap in the front yard and putting so many twinkle lights on your house that it is visible from the international space station.
Now you don’t even have to get in your car to see the wintery delights. The folks at tackychristmasyards.com and planetchristmas.com have done the work. Take a gander; it might just make your eyes bleed.
The liberal conspiracy to overthrow America and Jesus…
Here is a hilarious article concerning the supposedly persecuted Christian right. Sounds like something the CSBT (apologies to non-Furman readers) would pull: A “23-year old junior” (what has he been doing all this time? probably only morally-acceptable things condoned specifically by the Bible) at Princeton wrote an article about the distribution of condoms at the university and its moral implications (again, familiar territory…) and then faked physical and written attacks on himself. My favorite part is that his friends caught onto his lies and turned him in!
Real Stupidity #14
Just point and spray, and you too can get excited. The ad says ‘2oz’, but the badly drawn label on the excite spray says ‘1oz’ if you look closely.
