Real Stupidity #19

This picture is an oldie but a goodie: Good ol’ Britney Spears. Talk about fake. The look on her face, that’s what sells Pepsi. Who wouldn’t be sold by the “Am I doing this right?” look? You can tell how talented Miss Spears is because she has Pepsis in each hand, and is holding a mike at the same time. Is this to say that she drinks Pepsi when she performs or that she performs when she drinks Pepsi? Or simply that one bottle of Pepsi isn’t enough? I wonder what planet the animal that her jacket is made of is from.