Chuck Norris cries???
APPARENTLY, all of those things I keep hearing about Chuck Norris aren’t true!! My world has been shattered. Penguin Press has published a book of Chuck Norris “facts” without his consent, and ole Chuck is suing them for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment, and privacy rights. Allegedly, Chuck Norris’s tears don’t cure cancer, he does sleep, and he can’t charge a cell phone simply by rubbing it on his beard. Next they’ll be telling me he can actually blend. I don’t know why he’s suing them when a swift roundhouse kick to the face would take care of them…
