Real Stupidity #8
This one-of-a-kind doll, like a real baby, will go through the key stages of growth—she even arrives with a birth certificate. She begins as a cooing, crawling infant and will grow and develop into a chatty toddler with a vocabulary of over 500 words. Highly interactive, she readily responds to feeding, eating, going down for a nap, a change of clothes and being spoken to. Similar to a real baby, the doll will fuss if neglected (Guaranteed to piss you off- just like a real baby!), but is soothed by attention. The doll has a patented internal microprocessor to track the progression of time. In her final growth spurt, the doll will learn to walk and speak in complete sentences, sing songs, recite the alphabet and numbers, and play games. Easily reset back to infant stage, or to a previous stage in her development. (Doll turns out to just be a psycho killer that wants to possess your child’s body) Included with doll are a five-piece wardrobe, carrier, feeding accessories, blanket, teddy bear and birth certificate. For (Will scare the living hell out of) ages six and up.
